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Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Carly Chase – Chapter 3

Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Carly Chase – Chapter 3

CHAPTER THR33: A Rabbi,
a Priest, and Mime walked into a bar…

Last time on
CarlyChase:

A random mime
squashed Carly and a renegade piano is falling from the sky from
somewhere, probably the sky, courtesy of that weird ACME guy always
dropping stuff on that poor coyote.

Down, down, down, and
down some more that piano fell from some untold height. Tis then
the magical piano was stopped by the magical pigeon who happened to
moonlight as Robyn, Bird Wonder. As the pigeon and the random piano
flew away, the odd group watched in amazement at the formerly
performed amazing event as performed by the amazing avian of
unmatched amazingness.

Back to what really
matters, i.e. the mime, Carly, and her kidnapper, and us. And the ice
cream.

Are you quite
finished with all this useless hullabaloo? Chase asked.

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Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Carly Chase – Chapter 2

Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Carly Chase – Chapter 2

CHAPTER DOS: NATIONAL
POT DAY

WEE! Hannah
screamed while running in circles! Its national POT DAY! She
squealed.

Why are we
celebrating a day of toilets? Sammi asked. KaLynda sighed and
slapped her on the back of the head. This led to a large and totally
unnecessary argument between the two.

Are they always like
this? Raimundo asked Hannah as Samantha attacked KaLynda with a
Kleenex.

Pretty much,
Hannah nodded. KaLynda parried with a toilet plunger.

Stop attacking with
my hat! Samantha yelled earning gigantic sweatdrops from Hannah
and Raimundo. KaLynda jabbed at her like the plunger was a sword and
Sammi toppled over into the fetal position. You beat me Athos, I
Porthos surrender!

Too bad! KaLynda
stuck the plunger on Sammis forehead. Sammi sat there dumbly for a
moment before screaming at the top of her lungs.

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Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Time Slip – Chapter 5

Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Time Slip – Chapter 5

Showdown
Pure Orb

Kimiko was in a major
mess about the fact that she was Wu-less. It wasnt her fault as
she had tried to tell all three of the boys that she didnt have
anything to fight with on her. She was glaring at Rai for not
listening to her because he couldnt get over a comment that she
had not even agreed with. What was his problem with her even thinking
about other guys other then the fact that he seemed to have a very
huge, possessive crush on her.

Clay chanced a glance
back at the lone girl and his eyes suddenly got big and he hid them
with the rim of his cowboy hat. He then turned towards Raimundo and
said to the other boy. I think you owe Miss Kimiko and apology
partner.

What ever for?
Rai said, turning around just in time to see Kimikos face turning
red from anger. Uhh

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Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Fatal Attraction 3 The Stone Castle Chapter 2

Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Fatal Attraction 3 The Stone Castle Chapter 2

Wow! I got so many reviews! Is it possible to die of happiness? Thanks guys!

BoredRockstar101: Wow, you read my first two in one day. Welcome to my fanfic! Thank you so much for your review!

Raimundoroks: Yeah, it usually takes me about a week for new updates. Thanks for reviewing!

MooseTracks2020: Haha, I love your comparisons (like the Clay and Hulk one), but I do kind of get where your coming from. And thanks, I try to be funny. Try being the key word here. ;) Thank you for reviewing! Oh, and I love writing author notes!

Sophie: Really? Im glad my writing affects my readers, I always hope for that. And welcome to the story! Thanks for reviewing!

xXWindxFirexX: Haha, yeah, cliffies are fun to put down, however cruel they may be. Thanks for the review!

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Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: The Play Chapter 1

Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: The Play Chapter 1

Well,
we read this play for Drama Class in High School, and I fell in love
with it. It is rated K plus, and will contain very mild violence,
some suggestive humor, and a scene of Clay Bashing (hate to
disappoint anyone XD ).

Disclaimer:
I dont own Xiaolin Showdown, nor do I own this play, which was
titled something along the lines of The Worst Play in the World. Most
of the dialogue does not belong to me. However, I did put these two
together and edited the dialogue, and turned it into story format, so
I do own something!!

CH.
1

In
the Xiaolin Theater, the monks and evil doers were about to put on a
performance, each getting ready for the curtain call.

Omi,
dressed in wizard robes, stepped on stage. Ladies and gentlemen,
good and evil forces have united to bring you this most entertaining
performance! So please enjoy the show.

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Xiaolin Showdown Porno Story: Fatal Attractiveness Three The Stone Castle Chapter Six

Xiaolin Showdown Porno Story: Fatal Attractiveness Three The Stone Castle Chapter Six

I
had a lot of fun writing this chapter! Hope you enjoy it.

Xiaolinwind:
Aw,
thank you so much! Your review made me smile! Thanks for it!

MooseTracks2020:
Haha, dont we all love an angsty scene on and off? Yep, go girls!
We only allow men to be active in the world because wed be bored
without them. ;) And I thought that was clever (you said you were
gonna cut the review sho-). And I totally know what you mean! When
its late at night, you get a little loopey. Me and my sis stayed
up one night to watch Xiaolin Showdown, on DVD, and one scene Rai
didnt have his orange sleeves on his shirt. It was skin colored.
We died laughing and watched the scene again and again. We made up a
plot where the robot beside him had stolen his sleeves . . .yeah, it
was 2:00 am. Yep, Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana are annoying.
Bleh. Thanks for the review!!

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Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: The Play Chapter 5

Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: The Play Chapter 5

Well,
only two chapter left, this one and the next! Im glad you guys
like this so much, I thoroughly enjoyed it when I first read it and
knew I had to share it.

Xiaolinwind:
Thats
cool. Yeah, I thought itd be hilarious, too, but our drama teacher
had some kind of a breakdown and we didnt get to perform it. DX We
were upset. Thanks for reviewing!

HealingSpringWaters:
Dont
worry, I update weekly! Thanks! And thanks for the review!

MySpaceSavvy:
Yep,
RaiKim chapters are my favorites, too! Thanks for your review!

Dragon
of magic:
Im
glad you like it! 8D Cool, the first question is: Do you lean on
others for support, or are you more independent? Thanks for
reviewing!

MooseTracks2020:
Wow,
thank you! Im glad youre enjoying it! I love RaiKim moments,
too. XD Hooray, now we can be best friends! Thanks for reviewing!

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Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: The Play – Chapter 6

Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: The Play – Chapter 6

Sorry
for the absence, Ive hurt my wrist and had to take a three week
break from doing stuff with it. Its healing, but please pray for
me to make sure it heals completely. XD

Now,
Im being very serious. Open a new tab right now. Go on, do it.
Thanks. Now, do a search for Cartoon Network, go on their website,
and down at the bottom in tiny print is Contact Us. Click it and send
them an email demanding that they bring Xiaolin Showdown back. Since
WB is out, they dont want to buy more episodes, but we can change
that. XD Im serious, do it immediately, my fanfic will still be
here, and it will take you less than three minutes. Ill wait.

Okay,
we ready? You guys should be familiar with the petition to bring XS
back, well I saw word last week that the people who run it sent it
off to someone in Cartoon Network and they told them to send it to
the director. They have and are waiting for a response. Exciting,
huh? Im ecstatic!

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Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Fatal Attraction 3 The Stone Castle Chapter 5

Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Fatal Attraction 3 The Stone Castle Chapter 5

Thanks to those of you who gave me feedback on my Dos and Donts of Summaries! If youre reading this and not reviewing, I would love to hear your opinion! Dont be shy! I even allow anonymous reviews, so its no effort!

Raimundoroks: Thank you very much! And thanks for reviewing!

xXWindxFireXx: This was sooner than most updates! At least recently. XD Thanks for your review!

MooseTracks2020: Haha, yes three way cuddle sounded awkward. I think of Omi that way, too! Yeah, most people at my high school wear that, or Hollister. Its pretty big, too. Ah, the things you learn on television . . .one of those little things thatll make you feel smarter! Kinda funny, since crimson and cream are college colors around here. XD Crimson being a fancy name for a dark red. Thanks you for the long review, I loved it!

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Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Fatal Attraction 3 The Stone Castle Chapter 7

Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Fatal Attraction 3 The Stone Castle Chapter 7

Hi, guys! Im so excited because my cousins getting married in two days! The guys shes marrying is so fun! His names Jason . . .hes from California. (So hes a partier, lol )

MooseTracks2020: Yep, it seems like whenever you HAVE to go to sleep, you cant. Me thinketh it sucketh. XD Glad I made your day! Hahaha, Condensed Cinnamuck! And you just totally made mine! Thats awesome! And, no worries, I love your long reviews! You always make me laugh XD. Thanks for it! (the review . . .and the humor)

Xiaolinwind: Haha, sure thing! I got this chapter up pretty quick. Well, not quick on the site, it was still a week, but I had it prepared quickly. XD I was waiting for all my reviewers, so blame everyone else! Lol Thanks for the review!

xXWindxFireXx: Yeah, I try to keep things moving fast and have a lot happen. In my non-fanfic stories, it always seems impossible to get it right. XD Thanks for your review!

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