Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Ask Anyone Chapter 2
Yoko: OK. We’re back.
Chase: Unfortunately.
Yoko: *gives Chase a death glare*
Chase: eep.
Wuya: *rolls her eyes* So, anyways, get on with the questions.
Yoko: Ahem, about that… We got one review, no questions, but we were praised for our humor.
Kattnappe: GREAT! Now we’re all comic reliefs just like Jack Doofus over there!
Yoko: You did nots just call Jack a doofus.
Chase: What are you gonna do about it?
Wuya: Yeah, we’ll beat you, the Japanese poser girl, the bald kid, the Spanish kid–
Rai: I’m from Brazil!
Wuya: Oh whatever. As I was saying, the Spanish kid, and the hick over there all together!
Yoko: Y’all is gettin on my nerves worse than a swarm of blowflies in June!
Kattnappe: You couldn’t fight your way out of a paperbag!
Yoko: I’ma gettin mighty tired of y’all insultin me, Clay and Jack, y’hear? Now If I was you, I’da stop ‘fore I gets all mad ‘gain.
Chase: Whatever. If the worst you can do is make us sing songs about Jack, then your pathetic.
Yoko: Heylin, line up, get down on your hands and knees, bray like donkeys and prepare for a swift kick to the ass! Except Jack.
Chase: you cain’t make us do nothin!
Wuya: Oh no! the Hick Talk is spreading!
Kattnappe: That’s because its a disease!
Wuya: Chase is a hick! Chase is a hick! NOOO!!
Kattnappe: He’s on our side! Call him a redneck instead.
Wuya: OK, he’s a redneck!! NOOOO!!
Yoko: I can make y’all do anythin’ I wants y’all to, so stop with all this backtalk!
Kimiko: This is so stupid!
Omi: I agree.
Rai: A) Omi, that’s one of the first smart things you’ve ever said, and B) Why do only the Heylin get to say anything?
Yoko: Y’all can say somethin’ if y’all wants to, but it better nots be rude.
Rai: OK.
Kimiko: …Ugh. Yoko, you have NO taste in men! WHY do you like JACK, of all people?! He’s a bumbling idiot! .. Not much taste in clothes either!
Rai: …And Clay over ME? What’s wrong with you?!
Yoko: Nothin’s wrong with me, seein as I don’t likes egotistical peoples, and I have mah own opinion when it comes to men, stupid gal. Y’all are more ‘nnoyin than a vulture in a thunder storm!
Rai: Why do you always have to use weird similes?!
Yoko: ‘Cause I’ma from Texas, idiot. It’s what I does. Xiaolins, y’all can join the Heylin in the punishment now.
Xiaolin: *get down on all fours in a line and start braying like donkeys*
Heylin: *had been doing that for awhile*
Yoko: Now here’s the fun part! Clay, Jack, ya can help me if ya want… *goes behind the line of Xiaolin monks + Dojo and Heylins and gives each one a kick in the ass*
Jack: Oh! That looks fun! *does the same thing as Yoko and kicks Chase, Wuya, Kattnappe and Omi the hardest*
Clay: I dunno ’bout this.. *only kicks the Heylin side [except Jack]*
Yoko: Ok, now I want y’all to erect statues of Jack and Clay, along with one of meself!
Chase: …No way.
Wuya: Too much work.
Rai: Too humiliating.
Yoko: Get workin, bitches.
Kattnappe: I might break a nail, no way.
Chase: I protest.
Wuya: Me too!
Kimiko: Me three!
Omi: Me three add one!
Dojo: Me five!
Yoko: I don’t thinks y’all heard me right; I SAID get workin, bitches! Befores I gets mad like a snake in a guitar!
Everyone: EEP! Alright! *build three statues, one of Jack, one of Clay and one of Yoko*
Yoko: Ratha’ fine look-i-likes if I do say so meself!
OK, I’m going to need questions sent in by reviews, PMs… or this is all going to be mindnumbing drabbles!