Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Ask Anyone Chapter 2

Yoko: OK. We’re back.

Chase: Unfortunately.

Yoko: *gives Chase a death glare*

Chase: eep.

Wuya: *rolls her eyes* So, anyways, get on with the questions.

Yoko: Ahem, about that… We got one review, no questions, but we were praised for our humor.

Kattnappe: GREAT! Now we’re all comic reliefs just like Jack Doofus over there!

Yoko: You did nots just call Jack a doofus.

Chase: What are you gonna do about it?

Wuya: Yeah, we’ll beat you, the Japanese poser girl, the bald kid, the Spanish kid–

Rai: I’m from Brazil!

Wuya: Oh whatever. As I was saying, the Spanish kid, and the hick over there all together!

Yoko: Y’all is gettin on my nerves worse than a swarm of blowflies in June!

Kattnappe: You couldn’t fight your way out of a paperbag!

Yoko: I’ma gettin mighty tired of y’all insultin me, Clay and Jack, y’hear? Now If I was you, I’da stop ‘fore I gets all mad ‘gain.

Chase: Whatever. If the worst you can do is make us sing songs about Jack, then your pathetic.

Yoko: Heylin, line up, get down on your hands and knees, bray like donkeys and prepare for a swift kick to the ass! Except Jack.

Chase: you cain’t make us do nothin!

Wuya: Oh no! the Hick Talk is spreading!

Kattnappe: That’s because its a disease!

Wuya: Chase is a hick! Chase is a hick! NOOO!!

Kattnappe: He’s on our side! Call him a redneck instead.

Wuya: OK, he’s a redneck!! NOOOO!!

Yoko: I can make y’all do anythin’ I wants y’all to, so stop with all this backtalk!

Kimiko: This is so stupid!

Omi: I agree.

Rai: A) Omi, that’s one of the first smart things you’ve ever said, and B) Why do only the Heylin get to say anything?

Yoko: Y’all can say somethin’ if y’all wants to, but it better nots be rude.

Rai: OK.

Kimiko: …Ugh. Yoko, you have NO taste in men! WHY do you like JACK, of all people?! He’s a bumbling idiot! .. Not much taste in clothes either!

Rai: …And Clay over ME? What’s wrong with you?!

Yoko: Nothin’s wrong with me, seein as I don’t likes egotistical peoples, and I have mah own opinion when it comes to men, stupid gal. Y’all are more ‘nnoyin than a vulture in a thunder storm!

Rai: Why do you always have to use weird similes?!

Yoko: ‘Cause I’ma from Texas, idiot. It’s what I does. Xiaolins, y’all can join the Heylin in the punishment now.

Xiaolin: *get down on all fours in a line and start braying like donkeys*

Heylin: *had been doing that for awhile*

Yoko: Now here’s the fun part! Clay, Jack, ya can help me if ya want… *goes behind the line of Xiaolin monks + Dojo and Heylins and gives each one a kick in the ass*

Jack: Oh! That looks fun! *does the same thing as Yoko and kicks Chase, Wuya, Kattnappe and Omi the hardest*

Clay: I dunno ’bout this.. *only kicks the Heylin side [except Jack]*

Yoko: Ok, now I want y’all to erect statues of Jack and Clay, along with one of meself!

Chase: …No way.

Wuya: Too much work.

Rai: Too humiliating.

Yoko: Get workin, bitches.

Kattnappe: I might break a nail, no way.

Chase: I protest.

Wuya: Me too!

Kimiko: Me three!

Omi: Me three add one!

Dojo: Me five!

Yoko: I don’t thinks y’all heard me right; I SAID get workin, bitches! Befores I gets mad like a snake in a guitar!

Everyone: EEP! Alright! *build three statues, one of Jack, one of Clay and one of Yoko*

Yoko: Ratha’ fine look-i-likes if I do say so meself!

OK, I’m going to need questions sent in by reviews, PMs… or this is all going to be mindnumbing drabbles!