Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Ask Anyone Chapter 2
Yoko: OK. We’re back.
Chase: Unfortunately.
Yoko: *gives Chase a death glare*
Chase: eep.
Wuya: *rolls her eyes* So, anyways, get on with the questions.
Yoko: Ahem, about that… We got one review, no questions, but we were praised for our humor.
Kattnappe: GREAT! Now we’re all comic reliefs just like Jack Doofus over there!
Yoko: You did nots just call Jack a doofus.
Chase: What are you gonna do about it?
Wuya: Yeah, we’ll beat you, the Japanese poser girl, the bald kid, the Spanish kid–
Rai: I’m from Brazil!
Wuya: Oh whatever. As I was saying, the Spanish kid, and the hick over there all together!
Yoko: Y’all is gettin on my nerves worse than a swarm of blowflies in June!
Kattnappe: You couldn’t fight your way out of a paperbag!