Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Carly Chase – Chapter 2

CHAPTER DOS: NATIONAL
POT DAY

WEE! Hannah
screamed while running in circles! Its national POT DAY! She
squealed.

Why are we
celebrating a day of toilets? Sammi asked. KaLynda sighed and
slapped her on the back of the head. This led to a large and totally
unnecessary argument between the two.

Are they always like
this? Raimundo asked Hannah as Samantha attacked KaLynda with a
Kleenex.

Pretty much,
Hannah nodded. KaLynda parried with a toilet plunger.

Stop attacking with
my hat! Samantha yelled earning gigantic sweatdrops from Hannah
and Raimundo. KaLynda jabbed at her like the plunger was a sword and
Sammi toppled over into the fetal position. You beat me Athos, I
Porthos surrender!

Too bad! KaLynda
stuck the plunger on Sammis forehead. Sammi sat there dumbly for a
moment before screaming at the top of her lungs.

CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KaLynda shrugged and walked away, leaving her friend with a toilet
plunger still attached her head.

~*~ Meanwhile Chase and
Carly Were Getting a Visit from Jack Spicer ~*~

Why are you here
worm? Chase growled as he answered the door. Jack glanced at him
nervously before speaking.

I was thinking about
forming an alliance, you, me, and Wuya, Jack offered, his voice
uneasy.

No, Chase
answered simply. Jack opened his mouth to speak but Chase slammed the
door shut.

~*~Back At the
Temple~*~

Cheese, cheese,
cheesy cheese! Sammi kept on shouting, toilet plunger still on her
head.

Psycho. Raimundo
muttered.

Im a unicorn!
Sammi shouted jumping on to Rais back.

WHAT THE FERLIP?!
He shouted.

I have found you my
Muffin Princess!

What the hell is she
on?!

Air and peanut
butter. KaLynda said coolly.

Mrf! Rai grunted
as he toppled to the ground as Sammi refused to let go of her Muffin
Princess.

Sammi:
What about Smurfs?

K-Chan:
I Dunno You typed it. And it says Mrf. Not Smurf

Sammi:
Oh yeah.

K-Chan:
My god, why do I have to be stuck with you?

Sammi:
Because we are both random and slightly disturbed geniasses who are
possibly psychic.

K-Chan:
It was a rhetorical question and its geniuses not geniasses you
freak.

Sammi:
YAY! Im a freak *runs around in circles*

K-Chan:
*isnt even going to ask*

I thought that was
Carly? Hannah asked.

Oh My God! We left
Carly with the sexy rapist! Sammi shouted, I wonder if he likes
purple

What? Raimundo
and Clay shouted.

Purple is a horny
color retards. Sammi said

Not that part you
freak! Rai shouted.

Oh you mean the part
about how Chase Young kidnapped and raped Carly? Yeah, I know he
did! Sammi shouted and K-Chan hit her with a rolled up newspaper.

Hes not going to
hurt her Sammi. KaLynda said.

How do YOU know
that?! Samantha said.

Because he has a
BIG ASS CRUSH ON HER! KaLynda shouted.

Ho My God! Sammi
and Hannah fell to the ground laughing, Ththats too much!

Well, KaLynda
sighed. Its true, and if you two paid more attention you would
have known sooner. Sammi ohed and Hannah continued laughing
her head off.

But I dont like
paying attention K-Chan, Sammi whined.

Too firkin bad,

How many forms of
freaking do you know? Raimundo asked raising one of his
thick eyebrows.

Too many, They
answered in unison. He sighed and walked away to meditate. I think
were scaring him, Hannah said.

~*~With
Chase Young and Carly Again~*~

Carly was exploring
the vast grounds of Chases vastly-vast castle in all of its
amazing vastness. She was currently by a beautiful blue waterfall,
sitting on a wrought iron bench talking to butterflies. Chase Young
snuck up behind her and covered her eyes with his large hands. She
squealed and squirmed under him. Chase, I cant see, She
giggled and tried to pull his hands away.

Thats kind of the
point Carly, He chuckled. Chase removed his hands and jumped over
the back of the bench and landed gracefully beside her. What do
you think of my home? He asked looking down at her.

K-Chan:
How sad, hes looking down at her

Sammi:
Aw, poor Carly

Its very pretty,
Carly smiled. Chase gazed down at her in a loving and would be creepy
way if it werent him. Ya know why? Cause hes Chase Young, hes
not creepy in any form or way. Hes graceful and awesome. To Carly
he is anyway.

Thank you. You know
this is my favorite meditating waterfall, He said, absently
mindedly toying with her hair.

K-Chan:
How many meditating waterfalls does he have then?

Sammi:
Hes playing with her hair?! 0_______o

Meditating
waterfall? Carly questioned, obviously oblivious to the concept.

I sit under it and I
find my inner Zen, He shrugged dropping his hand to his lap.

Can I try? Carly
stood up, her silk kimono reflecting light from a near by lantern.

In that? Chase
looked at her and said, You can see through silk when its wet,
Carly blushed.

Maybe I can borrow
your shirt or something Carly blushed. Chase debated silently
with a moment and because were bored we are going to show you that
debate:

Devil Chase: Yes, say
yes. Maybe you can finally get it on after two hundred years.

Angel Chase: Say yes
but dont do anything

Logical Chase: Normally
Id say no but this is Carly, expose her to your godliness.

Dont you think
thats inappropriate?

Only if someone
sees, Carly grinned in a sly sort of way.

Fine, but only
because its you, Chase began removing his armor until he had on
only his pants and freaky cool shirt. Carly turned away at this point
because watching a man undress is wrong but wearing said mans
shirt wasnt. He handed her his olive green shirt and turned around
so she could get ready.

About five minutes
later they were wading into the knee deep water towards the big rock
under the waterfall.

~*~Back to
the Temple!!!~*~

Sammi:
Camile joined the typing!!!!

Camile:
Woot!!! Ribbit.

K-Chan:
.. Crazy

Just as K-Can was eye
raping Clay aka smexy cowboy, a crazy lady jumps from a tree.

Ribbit! While she
flaps her arms like a chicken.

MUFFIN QUEEN!!!!
yells Sammi as she starts to praise.

I am no muffin!!!!

Hello Camile, stop
scaring the guests. Master Fung greets her.

I am the master of
Winter!!!! Watch me make a storm! The storm is just a blow of snow
that hits her in the face.

Hahaha!!11!!1!
Sammi, K-Chan, and Hanna laugh at her.

Im in training,
so!

K-Chan:
Why are there ones mixed in with the exclamation marks?

Camile:
Cause I like ones!!!!

Well, are you guys
going to train at the temple? The crazy woman aka Camile asked.

Maybe. Answers
Hannah.

Well pick an element
and start training!

K-Chan:
It isnt that easy.

Camile:
Than you do it!

K-Chan:
Okay.

Sammi:
No its my turn!!!!

K-Chan:
Okay.

I wanna be cheese
and have a pet Moose Muffin!!! Sammi yelled.

Sammi! Camile
yelled.

Camile! My crazy
evil twin that I am the evil twin of! You havent been cheating on
me have you? Sammi said looking innocentish.

Of course not my
loverly evil twin that I am the evil twin of! Camile said and they
glomped each other.

What is wrong with
them? Rai asked.

Theres nothing
wrong with us! There is something wrong with you! Camile and Sammi
yelled.

Camile:
Im taking over this hotdog stand!!!!!!!!!!!

Sammi:
NOOOOOO!!!!!

K-Chan:
How about I take over Ms. I cant spell!

Camile:
*starts to cry* Fine.

K-Chan:
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Dont mind them,
KaLynda sighed. This is the norm. Just ignore them and youll be
fine. Avoid eye contact and communication with them, The original
Dragons scooted away from them. Very good, now no sudden
movements, Totally ignoring her, they bolted catching the
attention of the two girls.

CHEESE! They
screamed together and they chased the poor unfortunate dragons.

~*~Under
the Waterfall~*~

The water was cold.
Carly doesnt really like cold water. So, obviously, this led to
lots of eeking and screaming. Cold, cold, cold, cold Carly
was chanting over and over again while Chase sat on the boulder
calmly.

Come here, Chase
was laughing the whole time which led to him swallowing a lot of
water. Carly shook her head, looking like a kawaii drowned rat in his
shirt. Chase hopped off the rock and waded over to her where he
picked her up bridal style and carried her over to the rock.

No, its too
cold! Carly was once again squealing and squirming. Chase stepped
under the waterfall and Carly screamed, Holy Fudge Monkeys of
Doom! Chase laughed and sat her in his lap where he wrapped his
strong arms around her, snuggling her into his muscular, wet, naked
chest.

Sammi,
Camile, K-Chan, and Hannah: Carly! We will save you from being raped
under a waterfall albeit its slightly romantic and perfect for the
two!

Narrator:
In other words, they are going to magically appear in a few seconds.

Is it cold now?
Chase purred. Yes, hes purring. Like a cat. Even though hes a
lizard.

Notsomuch,
Carlys face was bright red by this point.

Ho My God! A
familiar voice screamed. That pervert was raping her! Sammi was
jumping up and down and hyperventilating. I KNEW IT!!!

Shut up Sammi,
KaLynda was trying to keep a straight face at both scenes. Chase just
sat there, dumbfounded and wet, and Carly blushing even more now. I
would like to hear the story of how this came to be Chase, She
crossed her arms.

I have nothing to
tell you,

Carly move!
Camile jumped into his lap, pushing Carly into the water. HI!
KaLynda walked over and picked Carly up like a fireman (over the
shoulder) and walked back to land.

We are kidnapping
our Carly back! Come Camile, we leave in a cool and flashy exit,
Sammi cried. Like Super Chicken! She threw a pellet on the
ground, releasing a tiny cloud of smoke. When it cleared away,
everyone and everything was gone, including Carlys kimono and
Chases shirt.

Good God, Chase
twitched. What to do. Okay, first Ill get dressed, and then
Ill go re-kidnap Carly and then marry her and spawn off good
looking movie star children,

~*~Again
With The Temple Because We Can! ~*~

Carly, we saved you
from the smexy rapist! Camile screamed hugging her.

Carly,
KaLynda towered over her, looking very frightening. Why are you
wearing his shirt?

Um

Why were two sitting
like that?

Well

What did he do to
you?

Let me answer
K-Chan! Carly was flustered and embarrassed. I was walking
around his home, getting to know it, when he told that he meditated
under that waterfall. I asked him to teach me and then I realized I
needed to borrow his shirt to do that. So, he was teaching me how to
meditate while trying to keep me warm cause the water was really
cold, Carly looked at her feet. May I get dressed now?

OK, KaLynda
shrugged and walked away leaving a very confused Carly behind her.
Carly turned and walked into the temple while KaLynda filled in
everyone else on what happened. She turned the corner, the one that
led to the main corridor, and she bumped into something hard that
went clang.

Chase, Carly took
a step back and looked up at her kidnapper.

Hello Carly,
ready to come back with me? He was dressed in his usual armor,
complete with a new shirt.

I dont think I
should Chase, Carly said looking around.

Carly, do you
really want to stay with these freaks?

These freaks
happen to be my friends and I love them and they love me! Carly
said crossing her arms. Chase cocked his head to the side, observing
her appearance. Her hair was still damp, his shirt fell all the way
to mid-calf, and the sleeves were rolled back. He smiled slightly.
Why are you smiling?

You look so cute right now,
He got a dreamy, glassy look on his face, Carly blushed a light pink.
Chase knelt in front of her and cupped her face with his warm hands.
He leaned forward and kissed the tip of her nose and smiled. Come
back please,

O-okay, Carly
nodded nervously. J-just promise not t-to rape me, Sammi would
freak and then disown you.

I could never do
that to you, Chase straightened up and reached for her hand. You
coming then? Carly paused for a moment before smiling.

Yeah,
Im coming then, Chase looked around quickly before doing his
super awesome disappearing into thin air thing, taking Carly with
him.

Sammi:
Shes turned to the dark side!

K-Chan:
I knowMWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sammi:
Im depressed; shes not supposed to be evil

K-Chan:
So?

Camile
and Sammi: Were the evil ones!

K-Chan:
Your point?

Sammi:
Bleh

Hey, where did our
Muffin Princess go? Sammi yelled, panicking and running in
circles.

Just a guess here,
but maybe with Chase Young, Kimiko said. (A/n: OMG, Kimikos
first line!)

That bastard, the
crazy ladies growled. We must save her!

I dont think you
should, Master Fung said in his Im-so-Zen voice. Carly
may be the one to turn Chase back to the good side. It is very
possible.

I hear ya, Im
just not paying attention to you Mr. Mustache, Sammi nodded.

Let her go,
KaLynda sighed, rubbing her forehead.

Why though? Chase
Young, for lack of a better word, is a bastard, Hannah huffed,
obviously peeved beyond human comprehension.

Yeah but Carly
seems to enjoy his company so, let. Her. Go, KaLynda said with a
firm tone. When she used that tone you didnt question her or there
would be hell to pay. Unfortunately, Raimundo didnt know that.

We have to get her,
Chase is evil man! He exclaimed. KaLynda turned to glare at him,
thunder booming and lightning flashing. Um*gulp* never mind

Thats what I
thought, KaLynda turned back to Samantha who was on her knees
crying. Get a hold of yourself woman! Or I will be forced to
disown you!

But the Muffin Princess is gone! Samantha
sobbed. And hes going to rape her, I know! Not that I can blame
him.

Sammi:
You cant really blame Chase for raping Carly, hell I have a hard
time trying to not rape her

K-Chan:

Sammi:
Waitthat didnt come out right

K-Chan:
Really I couldnt tell.

I think I figured
out why Chasy-Boy keeps kidnapping Carly. Sammi said.

Why? the peoples
asked.

For the only reason
anyone has ever done anything he was bored. Sammi explained.

WTF? What the hell
is that supposed to mean?! Rai shouted.

Shes right I
guess, the only reason we ever do anything is because we are bored
and its always somethin stupid. K-Chan said.

But thats just
us. Sammi added on.

Yeah, thats just
you Im sure Kimiko said slowly.

~*~Now
back to C&C, da love birds~*~

We should really
stop this, I mean; theyll probably be coming to get me again
soon. Carly said.

If those fools come
I will dispose of them, now be quiet. Im trying to concentrate.
Chase said.

Which ice cream
would you like sir? the lady asked behind the counter.

Ill have a
strawberry please. Carly said.

A triple mocha-coca
decafe cappuccino ice cream. Chase said.

Just a moment then
sir,

CARLY! You shouldnt
be doing such a thing with him! Camile and Sammi shouted.

Chase sighed and
slapped his fore head.

What are you doing
here? Chase growled. I mean he growled. And he sounds very, very
smexy when he growls.

Getting ice cream,
Samantha said, What are YOU doing here?

Getting ice cream,
Carly retorted.

How scandalous!
Thats disgusting getting ice cream in the middle of public! Thats
just wrong; no one wants to see that! Sammi shouted.

Yeah, no one wants
to see your junior, except for maybe Carly. Camile insisted.

What disturbing
things are you thinking of? KaLynda said arms crossed.

Semen, The two
said in unison.

Sammi:
I think I just upped our rating

You could have just
come out and said that then. Chase said.

But its more fun
to call it ice cream. Camile retorted. KaLynda smacked Samantha
and Camille upside their heads before walking off with a sigh. The
four remaining stood there in an awkward silence for a few moments
before the ice cream was delivered.

Thank you, Carly
told the ice cream woman with a smile. Chase gave a fond look out of
the corner of his eye, hoping to not draw the attention of the two
freaks opposite him.

Why is he looking at
Carly like that Camille? Samantha asked in a scared voice.

Stop checking her
out.dude! Camille shouted at Chase. Chase turned slowly and
fixed her with an icy glare before grabbing Carlys hand and
marching off.

Quick! To the idiot
mobile! Samantha shouted before jumping on Camilles back.
Onward!

Nooooooooo!
Camille tried to run forward but ended up tripping on a pigeon.

Quick KaLynda, you
are the only one who can save her! We are too wounded to fight a
mighty battle with the chicken dragon dude thingy-ma-jigger,
Samantha cried from her facedown position on top of the pigeon.

Right, KaLynda
nodded, not looking up from her book. Chase kept walking while absent
mindedly licking his ice cream. Poor Carly was trying to keep up, eat
her ice cream, and check on her friend all at the same time.

Luckily, at that
moment, an unconscious French mime fell onto her.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK!
Carly screamed, dropping her ice cream. Rape! Chase spun his
hair flying about him like Pocahontas.

Carly! He,
Samantha, Camille, and the pigeon cried. KaLynda looked up from her
book with mild interest, saw the mime, and stood up.

Claude, what the
hell are you doing here? She asked the mime. The mime, being
unconscious couldnt answer.

Le Mime, what is he
doing here? Chase asked tersely, picking up the clown and helping
Carly to her feet.

Whos Claude?
Camille asked.

French exchange
student, KaLynda poked Claudes head. Rveillez Claude,
The mime opened his dark green eyes and blinked. He began to flail
like a fish when he found out he was being held five feet off the
ground by Chase Young. And then. A piano. Started falling from the
sky at an alarming speed. Down, down, down it fell, gaining even more
speed. Down, down, down….

We interrupt this
chapter (Chapter Two for those who have forgotten) to bring you:
CHAPTER THR33: A Rabbi, a Priest, and Mime walked into a bar…

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