Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: Carly Chase Chapter 1
Disclaimer: We do not own Xiaolin Showdown.
A/n: This fan fiction was inspired by another fan fiction by Sammi! That story led to an odd pairing. Innocent and short Carly with Tall and Evil Prince of Darkness Chase Young. Anybody who has seen the show and knows Carly will say What the flip? For example, our best friend Hannah, who already thinks we are completely bonkers. *mild understatement* And for anybody who reads this, well agree.
WE ARE CRAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY *cough*
Now, onto the story.
Chapter One: HERO OH THE IRONY
What can we say about Carly Blogger? Sweet, innocent, and frolics through daisies with wittle bunny wabbits? Smart? Open minded? Bad taste in men? No waitthats only one man. (*cough*Someone*cough*) The man of her dreams was quite unlikely. Hes tall, dark, handsome, and evil; control-freak, cat lover, pointy ears, immortal, eats dragons, and is a giant lizard. Can you guess who he is? NO, he is not the stoner from next door, hes Chase Young, the Prince of Evil, Dictator of Darkness, and Biggest Cat Freak Alive, Oh, and he ruled the world from a short period of time which all living things either died or went through Hell. Now you ask WTF? or in milder terms How does sweet Carly end up with the Mad-Yet-Hot Chase Young? and quite frankly, I dont know. Maybe it is like they say, opposites attract orno just attract.
If the real Carly is reading this, she is probably screaming at the computer screen and we are far away in Mexico. No, BRAZILOR MAYBE TEXAS! Or China! Or Pluto! Or next door! Or in her bedroom while she is reading this! The list is endless, but we choose Texas or Brazil. Yes, it is a we, there are two of us. No not me and that little voice in the back of my head and no it is not me and the service dude from Quick~Stop. It is Sammi and K-Chan! Us, we, they, persons, peoples. Whatever you like, just not them girls with brain damage, we do get strait As. Now on to the storyfor real!
Sammi: K-Chan, we already started Chapter One!
K-Chan *turns around* Say what?
Sammi: See, Chapter One: Hero Oh the Irony
K-Chan: Crap
CHAPTER ONE: AGAIN, SAME TITLE AS BEFORE
WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SAMMI MOMENTS AKA DIRTY THOUGHTS
As the moonlight shimmered on the glassy lake Chase and Carly leaned forward-
Sammi: STOP K-CHAN!
K-Chan: Why?
Sammi: We arent that far in the story yet, we almost technically just started.
K-Chan: YeahFREE SPOILER!
A short blonde haired girl with wide innocent brown eyes walked to school in the standard knee length orange skirt with a white shirt and black jacket licking a blue raspberry ice sickle. This, as you probably have figured is Carly, the main person of this amazingly random, wrong, and all in all screwed up fanfic.
Three girls ran up behind Carly wearing the same uniform, eating blue raspberry ice sickles too. These girls were usin other words. Sammi, actually named Samantha, was average height for a 15 year old with long red hair, glasses, and gray/blue eyes. I, KaLynda (K-Chan), am tall, for any age has shortish black Snape hair with blue eyes and glasses. Hannah was the same height as Sammi/Samantha with long brown hair, glasses, and green eyes. We are all weird in our own special way save for Carly. Carly is an angel on Earth that is slowly learning to curse.
Sammi: Arent we making Carly too innocent?
K-Chan: No,
Sammi: Shes not that innocent!
K-Chan: She is compared to us
Sammi: Truebut she does have dirty thoughts about the one guy (*cough*Someone*cough*)
K-Chan: I know.
Sammi:
K-Chan: We are emphasizing the drastic difference in beliefs between Carly and Chase
Sammi: Nothats not it
K-Chan: But if you point it out now how nice she is compared to him, we dont have to later
Sammi: Thats not it, we just interrupted one paragraph ago and now we have over a paragraph of interruptions
K-Chan: Back to the story mo-bopper
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Sammi: DOOM YOU WRITERS BLOCK TO THE FIREY PITS OF THE MIDDLE SCHOOL BATHROOMS!
K-Chan *smacks Sammi*
Sammi: Pretty, pretty stars
The four friends went to Estella High School, a private school for the academically advanced. Carly was at the top of the classes with the other three not far behind. The four all had PE second period, History of Russia, then Choir/Orchestra and lunch.
Then they had a Math Science block followed by Classic Literature. They didnt really care for school, theyd much rather poke around old shops or go hang at the mall. Today went as all the other days until lunch time. Hannah, KaLynda, and Sammi ate the chicken while Carly settled for a potato salad. The chicken sort of poisoned a bunch of people so Carly ended up walking home by herself which is really the whole point of the paragraph.
Carly was walking home alone down her beautiful deserted street after a long day of school when she heard tires crunching on the rocks on the road. Turning around, she glanced at the black car behind her. It looked like just another car with blood shot eyes and scaly hands for a driver. It reminded Carly briefly of a dementor before it has its coffee. She quickened her pace as the car inched along behind her. No, that creepy driver is not Chase. It isumsome random kidnapper guy.
Hannah: some random kidnapper guy? Very clever. You two are idiots.
Hes very, very ugly. We cant really tell you exactly how ugly, its ghastly. Anyway-the driver sped up slightly and drove beside Carly for a moment before rolling down the window and pointing a silver gun at her. She froze and stared at the car with wide terrified eyes.
I would think twice before doing something like that, A tall man with long spiky green hair, large hands, and yellow slited eyes said standing next to the drivers side of the car. The driver turned his head around slowly.
Uh-He started to say before the mans fist connected with his mouth. The driver slouched over and the gun fell from his still scaly, now limp fingers. Carly shrieked as the tall man with pretty green hair and pointy ears turned to her. Then, smugly walked away without saying anything.
Um.. Carly stood there dazed. Um.. She glanced at the car and remembered the dementor man and hurried to catch up with the stranger. Excuse me, She said poking the mans arm. Carly only came up to his lower chest so his arm was the one thing in range. Who are you sir?
Sir? the man snorted with a chuckle. I am no sir,
Then who are you?
I ruled the world for two days,
Really? When?
This side of the world must not have been affected,
Apparently so, for two whole days we had really happy pink stuff and my friends nearly went insane even more than they already are. So, what is your name?
Chase Young,
Well, thank you Chase Young for saving me, Im Carly,
You actually give out your name willingly to strangers? Chase Young asked with a raised eyebrow.
No, but you did save my life,
So?
Youre an exception to that rule,
Yay for me, Chase rolled his eyes. Carly laughed, looking up at him.
Do you like cheese? Carly asked suddenly.
What the-? Chase looked down at her with quizzical expression on his face.
Do you like cheese?
I suppose,
What kind?
Swiss,
I like Cheddar,
Im not surprised, Carly touched his amazing muscular arm. What,
Seriously, thank you for saving me back there, She looked down with a slight blush.
Do I intimidate you young one?
Maybe, Carly refused to meet his eye even though if she did try she would snap her neck from looking strait up.
Why do I intimidate you?
Um
Do I scare you?
Sorta,
You should be afraid,
Should I? Chase stopped and looked down at her. His cold golden eyes caught her warm brown ones.
Im very dangerous, especially to you, He hissed.
Why though, you save me one minute the next yourenot saving me anymore,
You trust many, and mostly they are ones you shouldnt trust,
Your point?
You shouldnt trust me, Im evil, I ruled the world and I reined hell for two days, Chase narrowed his eyes. Leave me alone, With a final glare he walked away.
But- Carly cried and ran after him. But, I owe you,
No you dont,
Yes I do, Carly hurried in front of him and crossed her arms in a very defiant way. I want tobake you chocolate chip cookies, Chase chuckled at this.
Chocolate chip cookies?
Yes, they are really good and sweet and chocolate chippy, Carly nodded happily.
Hannah: Chocolate chippy? How stupid you guys are idiots.
Chase crossed his arms and Carly put her hands on her hips. You will eat the cookies, you will like them, and you will say thank you,
Hannah: Go Carly! You guys are idiots.
What if I refuse?
Ill hire a person to stalk you then when they find a good time, stuff my chocolate chip cookies down your throat, She paused. Then make you say thank you,
I doubt that, Chase grinned evilly. I dont say thank you to anyone under any circumstance,
Sure you dont Carly smiled brightly at him. Lets get ice cream!
K-Chan: I thinkCarly ish flirting o_O
Sammi: I think ish that too K-Chan
Sammi and K-Chan: DUN, DUN, DUN
Ice cream? Chase was genuinely amused with the whole situation. Just look at this from his point of view, cute little Carly was asking him to ice cream and offering to bake him chocolate chip cookies. If I were a hot evil dictator this would be funny from my point of view too. Fine, my treat, Chase smirked at her and Carly smiled up at him.
Thanks, I was gunna say, my treat but Chase offered his arm and Carly eyed it wearily before taking it. This is the first time something like this has happened to me, She blushed slightly and looked down at her toes.
Oh really? A cute polite girl such as you surely has to have been asked out, Chase said glancing at her. Carly kept staring at her toes. No? How do you stare your toes while youre walking?
Huh? Carly jerked her head up to look up.
Much better, Chase smiled, actually smiled down at her. A real smile not an I-am-good smile or a plain evil smile. A normal smile, the kind of smile real people get. Carlys face flushed bright red and she redirected her eyes to her shoes. Chase, still smiling, shook his head. Youre hopeless Carly, was it?
Yes, Carly, She was still staring at her toes. Chase reached his hand around and placed it gently under her chin and lifted her head up. Carlys face was bright red by now and was feeling very awkward with this mystery man.
I apologize in advance for what I am about to do, He said seriously, his eyes searching Carlys.
Apologize for what? Chase moved his hand gently over her cheek and rested it on the back of her neck. UmChase? His hands contracted and all went black.
Sammi: Let me get this strait, he saves her from creepy dementor guy and then he kidnaps her?
K-Chan: Yesh
Sammi: Hes gunna rape her?!
K-Chan:
When Carly came around she was lying on an unbelievably plush and soft bed that smelled of jasmine. She looked around; the room was white with green and purple. Everything was very soft and smooth, like silk and one side of the room was made of glass so that you could see the pale blue waterfall tumbling from white marble. There were green curtains with purple lace along the bottom and top. The floor was covered in fuzzy black carpet with abstract shapes along the edge. The room looked quite odd, like feminine and masculine personalities clashed. Carly found it very attractive; she picked the pillow up again and inhaled. It smelled like Jasmine and something, something spicy and sweet, tangy yet so soothing. It was a scent of its own.
Carly walked out the vast room and down the also white marble hall. Her bare feet made a soft pat when they slapped the floor. Eventually after walking down a long hall she came to a kitchen. She went inside and started to pull out flour, sugar, backing soda, and chocolate chips. She then looked around and pulled out some cookie sheets and butter she mixed the ingredients and greased the cookie sheets, after an hour or so the room filled with the delicious sent of chocolate chip cookies.
What are you doing? Chase asked. Carly eeped and nearly dropped the cookie sheet.
Making you cookies, remember I said I was going to make you cookies. Carly said putting the cookies on a fancy plate, Nowto find the ice cream.
How about no. Just then Carlys cell phone started to ring.
K-Chan: But she doesnt have a cell phone.
Sammi: Shut up. They dont know that well now I guess they do, but never mind that!
K-Chan: But she still doesnt have a cell phone.
Sammi: She has it for emergency reasons in the story… such as now
K-Chan: Oka~y.
Hello? Carly asked answering the phone.
Carly! Where are you? How are you? Are you hurt? Were you raped? Are you dead?! Sammi asked yelling into her phone.
No Im not dead, I was just attacked by a creepy guy that looked like a dementor before its coffee and was saved by Chase Young who then kidnapped me. Carly said smiling.
Carly! You were kidnapped?!
Yes, I made him cookies for saving me though.
Carly.
Yes?
Give him the phone.
Okay, Mr. Chase Young, my friend would like to talk to you. Carly said handing Chase the phone.
Hello?
WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING YOU BASTARD?!?!?!?!?!? Chase pulled the phone back from his sensitive and cute pointy ears. YOU KIDNAPPED OUR SWEET AND INNOCENT CARLY! IF YOU HARMED HER I SWEAR IM GOING TO TRACK YOU DOWN AND- Chase turned off the phone and threw casually out of the window. Carly shrieked in frustration as her pretty silver phone flew out of the window.
Such a nuisance, He groaned pinching the bridge of his nose.
You threw my phone away! Carly cried.
I know,
Why?
The shouting crazy ass woman was getting on my nerves, Chase said simply, grabbing the cookie sheet and setting it on the table. Are you hurt? Carly raised a skeptical eyebrow.
No Chase nodded and turned around
You will find a change of clothes in your room. You should change seeing as youve been asleep for two days,
T-two da-duh-days? Carly gulped. Chase nodded. Carly wandered away back to the room she came from in a daze. Back in her room she saw, spread out on the bed, was a gold and red kimono. Carly picked it up gingerly. It was made of silk and weighed practically nothing. Furrowing her brow she changed and slipped her small feet into a pair or gold silk slippers. Carly walked back out of her room to find Chase Young in the kitchen snacking on cookies.
These are very good, He nodded in her direction. Carly shrugged, speechless. Are you sure you are well?
Ive just been kidnapped, what do you think? She snapped tucking her hair behind her ear. Why did you do it?
Do what?
Kidnap me, why did you kidnap me?
Because, simply put, Ive been watching you and I had determined that you deserve better than what you were getting. Chases face was quite blank. Seriously, Carly opened her mouth to say something but closed it.
Sammi: Stalker!!! He did rape her Im sure of it now!
K-Chan: *pulls out B.A. (Big Ass) the frying pan**smacks Sammi over the head with it*
Sammi: Mmmm Tasuki. *falls over drooling at the illusion of a Tasuki (from Fushigi Yugi) in drag.
K-Chan:
Thats verybrave, Carly bit her lip, suddenly aware of his animal magnetism. Then Chases home phone rang.
Hello? Chase said answering it.
YOU DAMN BASTERD! HOW DARE YOU HANGUP ON ME! IM GUNNA RIP YOUR THROAT OUT WHEN WE GET THERE! Sammi yelled into her cell phone.
K-Chan: He has a phone?!
Sammi: Well now he does.
K-Chan: How did we even get his number?
Sammi: It was in the script.
K-Chan: We wrote the script
Sammi: It shall forever remain a mystery then.
When you get here? How do you know where I live?
Im not telling. Sammi giggled and hung up her phone.
Well? Who is he? Hannah asked as they were flying on a plane provided by one of Carlys family members as aid to find her.
Dont know, but he sounds hot!
Never miss the chance to put in something weird do you? K-Chan asked.
Nope. Hey there it is! The creepy mountain that smells faintly of kitty litter. Sammi said. K-Chan smoothly landed the plane and Sammi broke the plane door down and ran into the stone wall.
Try ringing the door bell next time. K-Chan said and rang the door bell.
Okie Dokie Mokie! Sammi said giving K-Chan the thumbs up as they all put on sun glasses. Sammi insisted that they dressed up Matrix style to save Carly this time.
K-Chan: Carlys been kidnapped more than once?
Sammi: Apparently so, and we look super awesome in leather clad. *Gives the thumbs up while wearing sunglasses.*
Hannah: Morons.
That fool dares come here! Chase shouted when he heard the door bell and ran out to the main room where we were standing petting the big ol kitty widdies, You dare challenge me in my domain. I took Carly from you because she wasnt getting what she deserved. All of you trampled over her as though she were dirt.
Sammi: We did?! When did we do that?!
K-Chan: Well apparently Miss wait no Mr. Priss thinks so.
Sammi: Loser.
I wanna name this one Bob! Sammi shouted, And Im naming this one Fred, and this one George, and this one Pete, and this one.
Quit naming my servants and listen! Chase shouted.
Oooooo Lookie, lookie a pretty hot guy K-Chan and Carly! Carly jump into my arms my love! ~ I promise to catch you! Sammi said spreading out her arms to catch Carly.
You guys! Carly shouted and ran down the stairs to glomp them.
But I was supposed to catch you Sammi whined, Oh and we found this. Sammi said handing her, her badly damaged phone that had been thrown out the window, What happened to the phone we bought you?
Um, when you called Chase, well he got annoyed with you and threw it out a window. Carly said.
Oh, you mean that hot bastard over there? Sammi asked,
SSammi! Carly shouted.
What?
Moron. K-Chan muttered. Chase scanned the girls over with observant and criticizing eyes. K-Chan nodded coldly in his direction before grabbing Carly by the arm. You stay away from Carly or I swear to God Ill make you wish that youve never laid eyes on her,
That is a strong threat for a mere human, Chase glared at her.
We are not humans! We are flying ninja monkeys of DOOOOM! Samantha shouted.
A what? Chase asked.
A monkey that is a ninja that flies. Hannah said.
That rains DOOM! KaLynda said. Carly sighed and shook her head.
Oh stop it, Im not hurt, you guys arent fighting for your life-
Yet, Chase muttered under his breath.
Sammi: Yet? What does he mean by that?
K-Chan: Sammi it means were gunna kick the hot bastards ass later okay.
Sammi: Yay!
Both: Dun, dun, dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Dun, dun!
And I have cookies in the oven so youll have to excuse me for a moment, Carly walked out of the room while rubbing her forehead, trying to fight off a massive headache. After she left the room Chase and KaLynda resumed glaring while Hannah and Samantha started petting the large felines again.
Pretty kitty!!! Hannah exclaimed hugging an agitated looking tiger. Samantha jumped on the back of one of the cats and started playing with its ears.
Get off my animals! Chase shouted. KaLynda growled at him across the twenty-five foot space between them. Sam flipped him off and resumed playing with the ears.
K-Chan: Chase is hot buta little too arrogant
Sammi: But he is still hot
K-Chan: Agreed
Carly walked back into the room, brushing imaginary crumbs off her red kimono. Chase glanced at her and his angry eyes softened just barely. Samantha and Hannah were oblivious to it since they were still obsessing over the cats, Carly just ignored it, but KaLynda saw it. Her scowl slowly turned into an evil grin of malicious intent. Keeping the creepy grin in place she walked over to Chase and grabbed his shoulder roughly and whispered calmly in his ear. Take care of her right, dont hurt her or mistreat her in any way. If you do, I will personally make sure you are physically and mentally incompetent,
You dont have to worry about that, He turned and looked at her with a blank expression on his face. KaLynda and Chase had a short staring contest before Hannah screamed when the cat she was messing with hissed at her.
Come on were leaving, KaLynda said briskly walking towards the door.
Were not moving in yet? Samantha asked.
No. KaLynda replied.
But what if he rapes Carly again?! Hannah and Samantha exclaimed.
WHAT?! YOU RAPED ME?! Carly shouted.
Nno, no I did not. Chase said.
Thats a lie! No man could resist the temptation of raping Carly if she were unconscious for two days! And besides we read your profile and you seem like the kind of person that would rape innocent young girls like Carly, and besides you kidnapped her you pervert! Samantha shouted pointing at him. KaLynda calmly grabbed her by the ear and dragged her outside.
NUUUUUUU!!!! We must save our muffin princess! Carly run, run like de winds of something I shall not say because its kinda gross! Sammi shouted. KaLynda shook her head and dragged Samantha out of the door and Hannah followed looking very confused.
Thank God theyre gone, Chase sighed rubbing his forehead. Why do you associate with such idiots?… And how did they know that?
Theyre not idiots; theyre just random and slightly disturbing geniuses, and maybe psychics.
K-Chan: Is that even possible?
Sammi: Apparently
Interesting, Chase said glaring at the door. The tall is quitedemanding,
KaLynda? Shes the evil dictator of our group, Carly said with a smile. Chase smiled down at her gently and placed his hand on her shoulder.
Lets get some lunch, He offered. We can have chocolate chip cookies for dessert, Carly nodded, her cheery smile still plastered on her face. You are a very happy girl arent you?
Yes, I am, Carly said with a happy shrug that was spurred from her forever cheery and innocent soul of goodness. Chase sighed and led her into the kitchen where they made grilled cheese sandwiches and drank Coca-Cola.
~*~Meanwhile with Sammi, KaLynda, and Hannah who are currently at the Xiaolin Temple for reasons currently unknown~*~
Umwho are you? Raimundo asked, his green eyes narrowing with suspicion.
ImBOB! Sammi cried waving her arms. KaLynda sighed and Hannah decided to give it a go.
My names Hannah, the one who announced herself as Bob is really Samantha and the grumpy one is KaLynda, Hannah grinned.
Hiss, KaLynda spat, an evil grin directed at the Brazilian. Raimundo backed up a step and called for Master Fung.
Be nice to the pretty boy! Sammi shouted at KaLynda who hissed again.
Welcome strangers, Master Fung in all of his mighty mustache-iness said with a bow. The three girls bowed back with odd comments too strange to type. Are you interested in becoming monks?
Yes KaLynda nodded slowly.
OF MUFFINS! Sammi yelled. Master Fung raised one of his super bushy eyebrows. Super Master Monks of Blueberry MUFFINS! Master Fung nodded in a knowing way.
Of course, but that position is filled by yours truly. How about some other super powerful and cool looking element? Sammi nodded happily.
I want to rule MUFFINS! Sammi yelled jumping up and down clapping. Raimundo backed away slowly, running into the hunky cowboy Clay.
Sammi: Youre the only one who thinks that way
K-Chan: *drools*
Sammi: MUFFIN!
What in tarnation is going on? He asked, tipping his hat back.
Honestly, I dont know, Raimundo shook his head. These crazy people just showed up out of nowhere,
Who are you calling crazy? Were just random and slightly disturbed geniuses who are possibly psychic! Sammi cried.
LikeJack? Clay asked.
Who? Hannah asked.
The Muffin Man? Sammi asked.
Who is distantly related to the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy? KaLynda continued.
Uhno. Rai raised an eyebrow that clearly said oh hell no.
Right Here We Are Rudely Interrupting This Chapter to Bring YouCHAPTER TWO: 4-20-06, National Day of Marijuana