Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: The Play Chapter 5

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Ch.
5

Soon
the lights took on a sunset feel and Kimiko came on.

Rai?
Are you still here?

He
jumped to his feet. Yes.

Are
you hungry? I brought food.

He
took the food. Im starving. Mmm. This is good. What is it?

Squirrel.

He
screamed and dropped the food. I-Im not that hungry.

She
crossed her arms. Youre just picky.

The
food squeaked and began to run offstage.

Run,
run! Raimundo called. Your fur will grow back one day!

I
dont have much time, she said. Jessie will be expecting me.

Kimiko,
Ive been doing a lot of thinking over the last eight thousand four
hundred and forty-six seconds. I thought about life, destiny, the
tangled web of fate, a little bit about surfing and fudge ripple
brownies . . .but mostly I thought about you. I thought about you and
me. He took her hand. I thought about we. I know I have no
right to ask you this, but . . .

She
turned away. No, Rai. Please dont.

But
I have to.

I
know what you want to say, and I know how I want to respond, but
dont you see? I leave with the rising of the sun to join Jack. Im
a prisoner. Its for the good of my family. Please dont ask me
to marry you, Rai. Please. I beg you not to ask me.

Okay,
I wont ask you.

She
crossed her arms, face twisting in a frown. Why not?

Cause
you asked me not to.

She
sighed. Youve got a lot to learn about women. A woman doesnt
always mean what she says. When I tell you no, I really mean yes.

He
raised an eyebrow. Really?

Yes.

Does
that mean no?

No
. . .I mean yes. Yes and no. She sighed. It depends. What I
mean is, go ahead and ask me, even though I dont really want you
to, which is to say that I really do. Understand?

Will
you marry me?

No.

Does
that mean yes?

No.
In this case, it means no.

No?

Yes.

He
jumped in the air. Sweet! She said yes! He kneeled in front of
her. Youll never regret it. Ill give you tons of watermelon
seeds and well send them to camp in the summer. Oh, this is
awesome!

Kimiko
sighed. Rai, Im betrothed to a king.

Right.
Me.

Youre
not a king.

He
shrugged. Im working on it.

Theres
no way you could marry me. Unless . . .

Unless
what?

She
turned away. No, itd be suicide.

Im
good at that.

An
ancient law states that any man may challenge the king for a bride on
the day of jousting. To do so, he must invoke the challenge. The
challenge of The Druid Prom Queen. She shuddered. The
challenger must approach the king and ask him to dance. The king says
no.

Then
what?

Chaos.
And the winner gets . . .me.

And
what does the loser get?

Burned
. . .or banished to Texas. He gets a choice. Most take a burning.

Raimundo
frowned. So Jack has fought and won before?

He
cheats.

Jessie
ran on stage. My Lady, whatre you doin out this late? Whos
that?

Just
a thief, Jessie, she responded.

Jessie
frowned. A thief?

Kimiko
took Raimundos hand. He must be, because only a thief couldve
stolen my heart so quickly. And I must be a fool because I didnt
want to stop him.

Jessie
sighed. If Jack finds out, hell tear your heart out by the
roots.

Over
my dead body, Rai said.

Jessie
nodded. Probably.

Kimiko
sighed. Leave us for a minute, Jessie.

She
walked off, saying, Dont do anything stupid.

I
already have. Ive fallen in love with a stranger.

Raimundo
put up his fists. Who? Where is he? Ill beat his brains.

She
laughed and put her arms around him. Calm down, silly. I meant
you.

Oh,
good.

She
looked up at him. A kiss would be nice.

A
kiss? How do you do that?

She
smiled. Close your eyes. He did. If everything goes right,
youll feel like youve been hit in the head with 200 pounds of
stardust.

Friar
Fung stomped in with a club and pulled Kimiko away, pushing her off
stage. She sadly left.

Raimundo
still stood there with his eyes closed. Cmon, Kimiko, the
suspense is killing me.

Friar
Fung slammed the club into Rais head and he fell to the ground.
Friar Fung marched off in a huff.

Raimundo
shakily stood. Kim, baby, you got power. Love hurts. Someone get
me an aspirin! He staggered off stage.

The
lights rose to reveal an inn where Queen Katnapp was serving tables
with Princess Megan.

Megan
announced, We now present the Court Jester, Dojo!

Dojo
crawled on. Well, I see everyones here for the big joust
tomorrow. Funny thing happened to me on the way over here tonight. A
peasant, looked like he hadnt had a bite in days, walks up to me
and says, How do you get to Carnegie Hall? So . . . I bit him.
Oh, yeah! Dont everybody laugh at once. You know the difference
between an elephant and a Druid grandmother? . . .Five pounds.

A
knight stood up and drew his sword. My grandmothers a Druid!
Im going to split you in half!

Dojo
nervously smiled. Thank you very much, youve been a wonderful
audience.

He
slithered off as the knight chased him.

Raimundo
walked in and sat at a table. Megan went up to wait on him, and
gasped once she saw him. She sat down, staggered back to her feet,
stared and at him and tried to speak, sat back down and then dropped
her head on the table, crying.

Is
something wrong? Raimundo asked.

Megan
looked up. Its just that . . .you look so much like someone
that was very dear to me.

He
smiled. Your long-lost brother, Raimundo?

No,
she said. my ex-boyfriend. You look just like him. Except he was
taller, and he had brown eyes, and his hair was different, and his
mouth was wider and his nose was a little longer, and he had a wider
forehead, and his skin was lighter. She leaned closer. Actually,
you dont look anything like him. Whats your name?

Im
Raimundo, your brother, Katnapps son, here to take back the
throne.

Megan
gasped. If you are him, my brother had a birthmark of a heart on
his chest.

Rai
stood up and pulled his shirt up so it covered his head but showed
his chest. Megan gasped and covered her mouth. A few women whistled.

The
princess turned toward Katnapp. Mom!

Raimundo,
disoriented with his shirt over his head, was wandering around and
bumping into things.

Katnapp
walked over. What?

Megan
sighed and yanked Raimundo in front of her. She pointed at the
birthmark. Ring a bell?

Katnapp
gasped. She hugged Rai. Its my baby boy! Pull down your shirt
so Mama can take a look at your face.

Raimundo
pulled down his shirt over Katnapp. Where is she? Wheres my
mama?

Megan
smiled. Hes beautiful, Mom.

Katnapp
gasped. Cant breathe.

Rai
quickly pulled his shirt up over the queen to free her. Its me,
Mama. Im back to claim the throne.

They
all hugged.

Katnapp
smiled. Lets get out of here; Jacks agents are everywhere.

But
Mom, if we leave now, were fired, Megan frowned.

The
queen shrugged. Who cares?

They
hurried out.

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