Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: scary movies
Raimundo threw spitballs on the back of an unknowing Omi, who dismissed the attacks as nothing more than flies. Omi was meditating via standing on his large yellow head. Clay had fallen asleep, snoring loudly. Kimiko, the luckiest one because she had technology, was off to the side and IMing her best friend Keiko.
Kimiko: Hey, Keiko. What’s up?
Keiko: Oh, nothin’ much girl. We haven’t talked in foreverrrrr! D’:
Kimiko: Haha…^^; I know. So uh…what’s been new?
Keiko: Same old, same old. Hbu?
Kimiko: I’m so flippin’ bored!
Keiko: *gasp* YOU? You never get bored!
Kimiko: Well, I am. No Shen Gong Wu has activated for several days, and none of our foes have tried stealing from the Wu vault. Gaaahhh, it’s fucking torture!
Keiko: Aww! That sucks! D:
Kimiko: Tell me about it. =/
Keiko: Hmm, how can I un-bore my Kimiko-chan?
Kimiko: *shrug* give me an idea of what to do tonight? Idk.
Keiko: Hmmm…
There was a five minute pause until Keiko replied back again, this time with an idea.
Keiko: I know!
Kimiko: Hmm?
Keiko: How about a scary movie night?
Kimiko: Hey, yeah, that’s not a bad idea! ;D
Keiko: You all can watch scary movies! Hey, you should invite that redhead Albino, that creepy witch, and that sexy dragon boy! ;3
Kimiko: Yeah, they’re not that bad anymore. Mayhaps. And…wtf? Did you just call Chase Young sexy?
Keiko: ;P
Kimiko: …sicko. .
Keiko: But you love meh anyway! XD
Kimiko: Hm. I guess your right. *joking* Well, see ya, Keiko!
Keiko: Tooda-loo~!
Kimiko shut off her PDA and sighed. She stood up and looked at the boys, as well as an eating Dojo. She cleared her throat. “Hey, guys?”
They all looked up except for Clay. He continued to sleep until Rai shot a spitball into his mouth, which made him wake up and curse in his Texan accent.
“Yes, my friend Kimiko?” Omi replied, smiling brilliantly.
“I have an idea to kill our boredom,” she said happily, grinning ear to ear.
“What is it? Give Spencer swirlees?” Raimundo brought up, snickering. Omi, of course, didn’t understand what a “swirlee” was, and pouted when Rai wouldn’t tell him.
Kimiko snickered. “That’s good, but no. How about we go to a DVD rental store nearby and rent some scary movies to watch?”
“Say, that ain’t a bad idea,” Clay smiled, putting his hat back on his head. Kimiko nodded.
“Yeah! Keiko suggested it to me. And she also suggested we invite Jack, Wuya, and Chase,” she added, shrugging.
“Our enemies?” Omi gasped. “Kimiko, your friend Keiko is most unintellegent.”
“Well, guys,” Dojo replied, “they haven’t given us much trouble in a while. And since Wu hasn’t shown up, maybe they’re just as bored as we are!”
“Yeah! It’s only for one night!” Kimiko pouted. The boys still frowned.
“Yeah, but just think of what they could do to us in one night,” Raimundo said coldly.
The boys were still frowning upon it. Kimiko folded her arms and gave them all a death glare, which scared the boys easily.
“O-okay then! Wh-who do we ask first?” Rai asked uneasily, forcing a nervous smile.
The monks had finally gotten a few movies for that evening. They were riding on Dojo, looking for Chase, Jack, and Wuya.
“There they are,” Clay pointed out, pointing to an abandoned field on the ground below.
Dojo lowered himself so they could talk with the three enemies. Jack wasn’t expecting Dojo to just show up out of nowhere, so he screamed and fell backwards on his butt. This earned him a taunting chuckle from Chase Young.
Chase turned his attention to the monks, raising an eyebrow and wearing his trademark scowl again. “Well, isn’t this a surprise? The Xiaolin Monks.”
“We are not here to fight, Chase Young!” Omi said defensively, on his guard in case Chase were to attack.
Chase chuckled. “I see. So what are you here for in that case?”
“We’re watching scary movies tonight,” Kimiko replied, smiling. “We were wondering if you three wanted to join us tonight.”
Wuya clung to Chase, looking like a desperate fangirl. “Come on, Chasey! I’ve been dying of boredom for the past few days! Let’s do this!” she whined.
“Yeah! Scary movies! Scary movies!” Jack joined in, standing up and pumping his fists in the air. “I’m not scared of them!”
Clay raised a brow. “Ah really, Spicer?” Jack nodded. Clay grinned. “We’ll see.”
Jack pouted and jumped onto Dojo. “I’ll show you!”
Wuya kept pleading to Chase. He sighed and rubbed his head in frustration. “Fine…”
Wuya cheered and jumped onto Dojo behind Jack. Chase sighed again and came on behind Wuya.
“Hang on, all!” Dojo called and took off into the sky again.
When they returned, it was night time. Kimiko was in another room, setting up her laptop and projector to show the movie. Once it was set up, she went out to where everyone else was. She smiled and held out three DVDs. “Which one do you guys wanna see first?”
Almost immediately, they all pointed to the middle movie, which was appraised by critics as the most violent slasher flick in history. She nodded and brought out her laptop and the projector, and put the movie in, and it started to play. She sat beside Chase, who grinned at her.
“You know,” he said, “if you get too scared, you can hold my hand or get close to me if you want.” He cackled at his statement.
Kimiko blushed slightly and frowned. “I won’t get scared!” Chase chuckled again and shook his head as the movie began.
About an hour into the movie, the most infamous scene in all slasher movies -the sex scene-, came on. Everyone watched, blushing. Omi, on the other hand, didn’t seem to get anything. He frowned.
“What are those two people doing? Do they not realize that there is a crazy man in their house about to kill them?” he analyzed. Raimundo sighed and explained to him that those people in the movie were just stupid, in which Omi agreed. Jack covered Omi’s eyes. His own eyes were covered way before the psycho killer started to slice people up.
Kimiko sighed and shook her head. “First rule of slasher flicks: do not have sex.”
Chase bit his lip. He was never the type to be feeling what was shown in a movie, but he had to admit, this sex scene was pretty hot. He felt hotter by the second. His eyes darted to anywhere but the movie until…
…he glanced at Kimiko.
He groaned, feeling his pants getting tighter. He’d always want to make a move on Kimiko, and now would be the perfect time. As the scene in the movie got hotter and hotter, he couldn’t hold his patience any longer.
Chase stood up and looked down at Kimiko. “Kimiko…”
She looked up. “Hmm?”
He didn’t say any more, grabbing her hand and dragging her to a secluded room with a door to it. She looked around and back at him.
“Cha-Chase? What…why are we in here?” she asked, chuckling nervously. He turned and grinned.
Before she could act, he crashed his lips roughly against hers. Kimiko’s eyes widened and she stood frozen. She didn’t love it, however, she didn’t dislike it whatsoever. She moaned into the kissed as he slid his snakelike tongue into her mouth. Her mind was going numb from the kiss.
Chase used this to his advantage to strip her of her clothes. She noticed this, but didn’t really care. She continued to kiss him, trying to match his intensity. One of his hands snaked down, and he grinned as he used a finger to press against her clitoris. That made Kimiko gasp in the kiss, as well as moan.
He grinned more as he pressed harder against it, and he swiftly thrusted a couple of fingers into her entrance. Kimiko pulled out of the kiss, moaning more as he thrusted his fingers in and out; slowly at first, and then he went faster with his thrusting. She began to breath hard, getting close to her release. Chase continued until she finally did. He chuckled and got his fingers out of her.
“Well, you certainly got wet quickly,” he commented, taking her to the bed. He laid her down onto her back. She bit her lip and looked up at him, horny. He quickly disrobed himself. Kimiko’s eyes widened as she saw his large, hard member.
“Chase…are you going to…?” She couldn’t finish the rest of the question, but he knew what she was going to ask. He nodded.
He licked his lips and forced her legs open. With a quick thrust, he was inside of her. Kimiko gasped out in surprise, but then moaned. “Y…you’re so big…”
He grinned at that statement, beginning to thrust in and out of her, groaning her name in pleasure. She groaned and whimpered in pleasure as he picked up his pace.
After many thrusts, he was getting closer and closer to his climax. Kimiko gasped when she hit her second one, coming onto his hard member. He groaned again and with a final thrust, he released his seed inside of her.
The two panted hard for a while until they caught their breaths. Chase smiled down at her and pulled out. Kimiko blushed and grinned back. He sighed. “I suppose we should go back to the movie.” She nodded.
They got dressed again and came back out, watching the movie again, Kimiko smiling and leaning against Chase while everyone else was hiding behind each other or covering their eyes.
“I love horror movies,” they both said happily.