Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: The Play Chapter 1

Well,
we read this play for Drama Class in High School, and I fell in love
with it. It is rated K plus, and will contain very mild violence,
some suggestive humor, and a scene of Clay Bashing (hate to
disappoint anyone XD ).

Disclaimer:
I dont own Xiaolin Showdown, nor do I own this play, which was
titled something along the lines of The Worst Play in the World. Most
of the dialogue does not belong to me. However, I did put these two
together and edited the dialogue, and turned it into story format, so
I do own something!!

CH.
1

In
the Xiaolin Theater, the monks and evil doers were about to put on a
performance, each getting ready for the curtain call.

Omi,
dressed in wizard robes, stepped on stage. Ladies and gentlemen,
good and evil forces have united to bring you this most entertaining
performance! So please enjoy the show.

The
curtains opened to show little blonde Megan, in a pink royal dress,
holding a baby doll and twirling about the stage. Katnapp, dressed
as a queen over her usual attire, followed her.

Be
careful, Megan, Katnapp sighed. Youll have him dizzy and
puking if you dont watch out.

Megan
giggled, weaving between elaborate furniture. I cant help
myself, Mother. Every time I look at him, I fell like dancing! Was
there ever a more precious child?

Katnapp
said, There was you, my darling.

But
I was just a girl. A waste of labor. How can you compare me to this!
A boy
child!
Heir to the throne, Raimundo!

You
werent worth much, but you were cute.

Megan
gasped, blue eyes wide. Oh dear, hes all wet! Should I summon
the royal changer?

Katnapp
smiled. I think its time you learned how to change a diaper.

Oh
gross!

Katnapp
took the doll and put in on a table. Hello, my little prince, is
you wet? Now the first step is to take the diaper off.

Like
this?

Yes,
very good. Then we say a little poem: Diaper, diaper, in the sky, how
far will this diaper fly? She threw it off stage.

Katnapp!
Megan growled softly. Then she went back into character. Mother!
She pointed at the bundle the baby was in. What is that?

What?

That!

Silly
girl, what does it look like?

A
birthmark.

Exactly.
A royal birthmark. Theres no mistaking our little Raimundo.

When
will Dad come back?

I
miss him, too.

Megan
pouted. Why did he run off to war, anyway?

For
honor, and duty. And porcelain.

Why
didnt Uncle Jack go with him?

Who
knows? I dont trust that man. He lusts for power. Jack places
burdens on our people and brutalizes them into obeying. And if I
confront him, he brushes me aside.

Megan
said, But you must be able to do something! You are the queen!

Alas,
I am a powerless queen until your father returns.

May
it be soon.

Katnapp
sighed. I wouldnt count on it. You know how picky your father
is when it comes to buying porcelain.

Jermaine,
dressed as an attendant, came in and bowed. Prince Jack wishes an
audience with Your Majesty.

Megan
gasped. Dont let him in, Mother.

The
Queen nodded. Tell Prince Jack I am otherwise engaged.

He
says its urgent, Jermaine said.

Tell
him I am sick. Tell him I have the plague.

I
told him that last time, Your Majesty.

Katnapp
crossed her arms. Very well, tell him I am dead.

Jermaine
bowed. At once Your Majesty. He rushed off.

Jack
Spicer entered, dressed like an evil prince. The swords strapped to
his waist tripped him and he fell. He jumped back up and struck a
pose.

What
seems to be the delay? Jack asked, going into the Queens
chambers.

Jermaine
said, The queen is dead.

Jack
looked to Katnapp, then back. Dead, you say?

Dead.

She
will be missed.

Verily.

Katnapp
stomped her foot. How dare you enter my chambers without my
permission!

Jack
gasped. A miracle! She lives! I shall declare a day of
celebration!

I
told my attendant to tell you I was dead tired. He simply
misunderstood.

Jack
looked to Jermaine. Leave us. I wish to speak to the Queen alone.
Jermaine left. Jack looked to the baby. And how is the heir
apparent feeling today? He reached his hand out.

Katnapp
jumped in front of him. He is sleeping. State your business,
Jack.

So
be it, Jack sighed. I wish I had good news, but word reached me
not an hour ago that our great and noble king, your husband and
father, has fallen on hard times.

Katnapp
and Megan gasped.

Jack
broke into an evil smile. Very hard times. He nearly laughed,
then covered it by pretending to cry. Oh, ye gods! He shook his
fist at the sky. Take me heart, my soul, my bronze bongos even . .
.but not my king!

Megan
slowly sat by the queen. What are you saying, Uncle Jack? Are you
saying . . .

Jack
nodded. Yep.

Katnapp
looked up. Dead? The kind is dead?

As
good as dead, Jack said. Hes been captured by the enemy.

Captured!
Megan shuddered.

Jack
nodded. In a porcelain shop. He never had a chance.

Megan
began crying. Oh Mother, he is doomed! Doomed!

Jack
giggled and did a little dance step.

Hush
child, hes alive. Katnapp assured. And where there is
life, there is hope.

Jack
laughed. Oh, thats a good one.

Katnapp
looked up at him. They are no doubt holding him for ransom.

Jack
nodded. The filthy slimes say theyll release him if we come up
with twenty thousand gold coins, eleven milk cows, and a thousand
feet of beachfront property, undeveloped.

Katnapp
brightened. I assume you have set about collecting the ransom?

Jack
sighed. I wish I could, but it violates the wishes of the king.
How many times have I heard him say it? Not a penny for ransom!

Katnapp
frowned. Not ransom,
transoms! Transoms,
like windows above doors. You know how much he hates those.

Jack
shrugged. Transoms, ransoms, whats the difference? If we give
into the enemy this time, therell be no end to it.

You
would let him die, then?

You
cant put a price tag on honor. If I were in his place, Id
expect him to do the same.

Thats
easy for you to say! Megan spat.

Jack
grinned. You bet it is.

Katnapp
shouted, I wont let you get away with this!

Get
away with what? I assure you what I do is for the good of our
people.

Indeed.
Katnapp crossed her arms. I believe you want to be king.

Honest,
I dont want to be king. If Im lying, may a lightning bolt
strike me where I stand. He stepped aside as a cardboard lightning
bolt fell to the floor where he had been. He turned to the queen.
Why would I want to be king? Besides, how could I? Little
Raimundos heir to the throne. I couldnt possibly be king unless
something horrible happened to him. An accident . . .perhaps.

Katnapp
passed Raimundo to Megan. Ill go to the Council of Lords.

Ive
fired the Council.

Then
I shall appeal to the Order of Knights.

Theyve
all gone to the Crusades.

Ill
appeal to the Archbishop.

Hes
on vacation.

Then
I shall take my case to the people!

Theyre
in prison.

Katnapp
was stunned. In prison? All of them?

Jack
nodded.

Charged
with what?

He
grinned. Littering. Im determined to put a stop to it!

Megan
looked at Jack. Uncle Jack, I beg you. Please save my father. For
once do something good. Please!

He
shrugged. Ill think about it.

Thank
you.

I
thought about it. No deal.

Youre
horrible! Katnapp shouted.

Look,
youre a little upset, Jack said. Why dont you let me send
Omi over here. He can fix you up a potion and read your palms.

You
keep that evil sorcerer away from us!

Jack
sighed. Well, if you dont want Omi, how about the Court Jester?
Let me send Dojo over.

You
keep your vermin out of my chambers!

He
sighed. Well, I gotta go. Duty calls. He crossed to the baby
prince, putting his hand over Raimundos face. Dont play in
the street, kid. Jack screamed and jumped back. He bit me!

Megan
sighed. Oh, dear. Now well have to wash his mouth out.

Jack
walked off stage.

Viper!
Katnapp shouted.

Megan
turned to the queen with wide blue eyes. Im afraid, Mother. You
dont think he would do anything to Raimundo do you?

Katnapp
sighed. This I do know: When Jack was a baby they put a sign on
his crib that said Cave Canem, a Latin phrase meaning Beware
of Dog. The dog has grown into a wolf. Now come, we must make
preparations. They left offstage as the lights faded.

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review! XD