Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: The Play – Chapter 6

Xiaolin Showdown Porn Story: The Play – Chapter 6

Sorry
for the absence, Ive hurt my wrist and had to take a three week
break from doing stuff with it. Its healing, but please pray for
me to make sure it heals completely. XD

Now,
Im being very serious. Open a new tab right now. Go on, do it.
Thanks. Now, do a search for Cartoon Network, go on their website,
and down at the bottom in tiny print is Contact Us. Click it and send
them an email demanding that they bring Xiaolin Showdown back. Since
WB is out, they dont want to buy more episodes, but we can change
that. XD Im serious, do it immediately, my fanfic will still be
here, and it will take you less than three minutes. Ill wait.

Okay,
we ready? You guys should be familiar with the petition to bring XS
back, well I saw word last week that the people who run it sent it
off to someone in Cartoon Network and they told them to send it to
the director. They have and are waiting for a response. Exciting,
huh? Im ecstatic!

Aquablade:
Thanks
for all your reviews! ;)

Xiaolinwind:
Haha,
thanks! And thanks for all of the reviews for this fic!

HealingSpringWaters:
Sorry
it wasnt soon. XD But I didnt plan on being hurt, lol. Thanks
for reviewing!

MooseTracks2020:
Yeah,
the yes and no part is my favorite! Your next question is: Are you a
hardcore animal lover, or do you like animals but dont obsess over
them? Thanks for your reviews!

Dragon
of magic:
Your
next question is: When riding a bike do you wear a helmet or not?
Thanks for all the reviews!

MySpaceSavvy:
Im
glad you liked it. 8D Thanks for your reviews!

Kay
Evans:
Thanks
for reviewing! XD

Disclaimer:
I dont own Xiaolin Showdown

CH.
6

In
the joust the next day, Jack was making a short welcome speech. The
audience stands were full of cheering people.

I
want to welcome you all to the 756th
annual Royal Field Joust and Barbecue. I will soon call for the
festivities to begin, but first a small announcement. He yanked
Kimiko to her feet. She punched him in the stomach, twisted his ear,
and pouted. Be it known to all within the realm that your king,
Jack Spicer, will soon be wed to this . . .lovely gem- She bit his
hand. -this fragile figurine- She stepped on his foot. -this
fragrant flower- She pulled his hair. -Lady Kimiko. He
raised a flag, a pair of his boxer shorts, and said, Let the
festivities begin!

Dojo
slithered up. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the challenger,
Clay Bailey! And the defending champ, Tubbimara!

Tubbimara
stomped in. I am the champ! I am so bad! Im gonna hit you
upside the head and make you wish you was dead.

Clay
rolled his eyes. Oh, just scare me why dont you?

Dojo
said, Gentlemen, take you places. A bell rang. The champ
rapidly closes the distance between them.

Clay
backed up. Dont hurt me. Dont hurt me.

Tubbimara
laughed. Im not gonna hurt you, Im gonna kill you. Stand
still and fight like a man.

The
challenger is rapidly running out of running room, Dojo said.
They thrust and parry. The champ is cutting off the ring. Things
look bad for Clay . . .and hes given up!

Clay
sighed. Lets stop. Im all sweaty and everythin.

Tubbimara
chased Clay off stage.

Jack
stood up. Now, as is the custom, I must signal its time for the
challenge of the Druid Prom Queen, realizing, of course, that there
will be no takers because its well known that I cheat. So, are
there any takers?

Raimundo
walked up to him. I accept the challenge.

Jack
crossed his arms. Spunky. I assume you know the procedure, so let
the challenge begin.

Raimundo
said, May I have this dance?

No
you may not.

Rai
stomped on his foot. Take this.

You
did that on purpose!

You
bet.

Foxtrot
or Bossa Nova?

Foxtrot.

Wouldnt
have it any other way. Jack took a close look at his face. Can
it be?!

Raimundo
nodded. Thats right, Jack. Its Raimundo wholl be dancing
with you!

Kimiko
covered her mouth. Hes prince
Raimundo?

Katnapp
shouted, Kill the whiner, Rai!

Raimundo
held out his arms. Shall we dance?

To
the death, Jack spat.

He
took his arms and they started to dance. Omi and Dojo snuck off,
whispering. Jack and Raimundo began kicking shins and going at each
others throats.

Rai
grinned. Not very light on your feet, are you, Jack?

Light
enough to make you wish you had danced with someone else. He
pushed Raimundo towards the back curtain.

Omi
and Dojo jumped out and started to beat Raimundo with pillows. The
crowd booed. Raimundo collapsed and the two villains ran off.

Jack
laughed. And I thought this was suppose to be a contest.

I
. . I dont think I can make it, Rai gasped. Hes not
fighting fair.

Suddenly,
Mama and Chester squirrel looked out from under the curtain.

Dont
despair, Mama said, weve come to help you. Get up and fight
like a squirrel!

Raimundo
nodded and stood up. Jack, I believe this dance is mine!

They
started dancing and fighting again. Omi and Dojo ran at Rai, but the
squirrels attacked their legs. They were dragged off, screaming.

Jack
drew a knife and the crowd screamed. But a squirrel jumped up and
yanked it from his hand. Jack fell to the ground.

Enough!
he said. I am defeated.

The
crowd stood up, cheering.

I,
Raimundo Pedrosa, claim the throne and Lady Kimiko as my
bride-to-be.

Kimiko
smiled. You were awesome!

Thanks.

Friar
Fung entered and walked up to him with a crown. With this crown, I
want you to promise that you will rule wisely, rule justly, rule with
integrity . . .and hire me as your Archbishop.

Rai
nodded. It shall be done.

Friar
Fung placed the crown on his head. Long live King Raimundo!

Raimundo
said, Jack! You and your henchmen are banished forever! As of this
moment, slavery is abolished! There will be no more debtors
prisons! And never again will there be pay toilets in the airport!

Everyone
cheered.

Mama
called Raimundo over and whispered to him. He nodded and added, And
last but not least, squirrel hunting will not be permitted! He
took Kimikos hand. And now we can go to the church. Friar Fung,
you have a marriage to perform. And may it last as long as these
stone walls! One cardboard wall fell to the floor. Or even
longer.

The
End

First
off, thanks to everyone for reviewing! I loved this script and Im
glad all of you did, too. And thanks to everyone who will discover
this fanfic a year from now and still care enough to review!

For
those who have read Fatal Attraction, a link to its website is on my
profile. And for those of you doing my wu quiz, Ill continue in my
next fanfic, unless you dont want to read it, and if so well go
through PMs. Dont worry, either way you wont hurt my
feelings. XD

Speaking
of which my next fic is called (drum roll) . . .Once Weve Gone.
Ill post it later this week.

Dont
forget about your questions, and please review!

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